"Princess, come on, let's get you into your new school uniform.
Did you go to the bathroom and do number 2 like I asked you? Good.
Now, let's get you on the table and put this diaper on you. Yes, I know you are already a big girl, and haven't needed them for a long time, but they are part of the uniform. Like I explained to you yesterday, the school has closed down all the bathrooms, because there was so much going on in them that wasn't allowed, and they were always an unhygienic mess. So everybody will be wearing one. And with the new uniform it would not be so easy to go to the bathroom anyway.
OK, that should do. Let me help you off the table. Yes, I know, the diaper is pretty thick, but it will need to last for the whole school day. And you wouldn't want it to leak, would you?
Up with the arms. This polo shirt is really a body, with snaps in the crotch and at the collar. They will keep the diaper well in place, and support it even when it gets wet.
You are right, the snaps look a bit larger than normal - that is because they are special snaps, and you need this little card to open them. It will make sure you will always wear your uniform properly, with all the snaps done up.
The weather seems to be nice today, so let's go with your summer uniform. Don't you love this overalls skirt? It has the school logo on the bib pocket, so everyone can see which school you are from. And this little pocket with the clear plastic contains your name tag, so nobody has to ask.
What is that? You think the logo looks like a teddy bear? Well, I guess I can see what you mean. But this school's mascot is a bear, after all, and you wouldn't want a big scary one on the bib, would you?
No honey, this overall skirt doesn't go on over your head. Its skirt is a little different, and is closed between the legs, so you can play on the playground without risking to expose yourself.
Well, yes, you could call it shorts too, but they look more like a skirt. I think they call them skorts, or culottes, officially.
Step into them now, and hold your daddy's shoulder for balance. That is right, now all the way up, and let me close the zipper on the side. You see it has plenty of room for your diaper, but makes your waist look nice and slim. And it looks even better with this belt over it.
Yes, that large snap buckle on the belt makes quite a loud click; that way we know that it is closed correctly, and won't open again without daddy's little magnetic card. And the belt covers the top of the side zipper, so there is no risk that it will slide down accidentally.
Will you hold the bib for a moment, so I can pull the straps over your shoulders? That's a good girl. Indeed, the buckles are the same as the one on the belt. Click-clack, and you are all dressed up now. Of course the straps are a little tight - that is the way they are supposed to be worn, so that there is no risk that they'll slide off your shoulders when you move around.
Oh, you look so pretty. I could eat you up!
One more thing and you'll be all ready. This little red ball with the straps goes loosely around your neck, and will just hang there under your chin. It is called a speech inhibitor, but you can just ignore it. It is only there for if you are naughty in class, and talk when you are not supposed to, or are sassy to the teachers or staff. Then they may put it into your mouth to keep you silent for the rest of the lesson. Or, if you have been really bad, lock it there for the rest of the day.
You will be glad to hear that there will be no more uniform inspections, since the whole uniform will automatically stay in place like it is supposed to. So the sneaky bullies will have no chance in making you fail the inspection. And no more need to interrupt class to go to the bathroom, or go back inside during play time for that.
Yes, of course the teachers have that same card Daddy has, but they will only open the uniforms in case of emergencies.
Now, off to school with you, and have a good day. Daddy will be here when you come home again."